Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Its about making memories worth repressing
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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