yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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