And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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