the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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