I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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