so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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