in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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