Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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