Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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