I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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