ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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