Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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