Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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