i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
