okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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