i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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