Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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