Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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