She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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