The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
