Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Come see our sink grown plant.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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