I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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