And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.