Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week