You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship