Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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