Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
well you can't waste a boner
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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