We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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