I'm drive I can fine osifer
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
