so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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