Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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