hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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