Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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