question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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