Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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