small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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