The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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