STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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