we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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