butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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