if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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