Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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