I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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