Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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