i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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