I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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