we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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