Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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