You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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