Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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Goodbee
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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