she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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