You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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