trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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