k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
