I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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