ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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